aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

beemovieruinedmylife:

ohm YGOD

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

velvetdesert9:

a—piece-of-everything:

Im really Love Tumblr.

IM STILL LAUGHING OMFG

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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vinebox:

Do the lightskinned face ayeee

fuckyeavanity:

badmantaliban:

The battle rap hype man be like…

this 15 seconds changed my life.

theonion:

Revealing Spring Attire Reminds Man He Nothing More Than Weak, Hormonal Ogre

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

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it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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balletcas:

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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